After sending off god knows how many resumes in the last few months, I've begun to suspect that the employment process goes something like this:
1.)Take each resume submitted
2.)Assign each resume a number
3.) Go to the races for the day
4.) Through a complex algorithm, assign each resume to a horse
5.) The winning horse gets whatever muppet wrote the resume a job.
Either that or they just swallow all the resumes whole, shit them out, and pick whichever one is most legible. I don't know. So this piece is meant to be a resume an employer couldn't possibly ignore. It features, among other things, a cartoon version of me punching Hitler. And, employers, if you don't find that funny, I wouldn't want to work for you anyway.
Edit: People keep linking to this thing! I'm glad you like it, but I'd like it even more if you headed over to my webcomic, www.cakeburger.com
, and checked it (and my other comics) out over there. Cheers!