After sending off god knows how many resumes in the last few months, I've begun to suspect that the employment process goes something like this: 1.)Take each resume submitted 2.)Assign each resume a number 3.) Go to the races for the day 4.) Through a complex algorithm, assign each resume to a horse 5.) The winning horse gets whatever muppet wrote the resume a job.
Either that or they just swallow all the resumes whole, shit them out, and pick whichever one is most legible. I don't know. So this piece is meant to be a resume an employer couldn't possibly ignore. It features, among other things, a cartoon version of me punching Hitler. And, employers, if you don't find that funny, I wouldn't want to work for you anyway.
i'm turning my portfolio into a web comic . But I am keeping my resume traditional...I usually add my portfolio in the email...if they don't like that then i don't know what else to do...maybe kill them all .
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I love drawing so much it hurts. Website: [link]
Dude, you are amazing!! What an awesome idea. I love it! If I were an employer you would be hired on the spot. Love your creativity...keep at it. Good luck with your future ventures.
This is just absolutely amazing and I really seriously honestly respect you, and when I'm older, I'll remember that I shouldn't be so uptight and proper when I'm trying to get a job. Creativity and humor is always a huge plus. THANK YOU AND YOU'RE AWESOME (and ridiculously good-looking, apparently). <3
Who can argue when you're punching out Adolf Hitler? It was mostly an idea, though. I'll probably use it for the next job I apply for at the end of summer, but I'll be sure to post it!
Ha, thanks. That was one that I actually like. That and the fascist-punching, obviously. Man, I find it so much easier using a real brush and ink than Photoshop and tablet. I suppose if I'd sunk as much time into using PS as I have into trying to sort out brush art it'd be the other way around.
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I love drawing so much it hurts.
Website: [link]
Cheers
Hala
It was mostly an idea, though. I'll probably use it for the next job I apply for at the end of summer, but I'll be sure to post it!
Awesome idea man, and nice drawing to boot!
Man, I find it so much easier using a real brush and ink than Photoshop and tablet. I suppose if I'd sunk as much time into using PS as I have into trying to sort out brush art it'd be the other way around.